tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38234357212838478042024-03-08T12:37:08.917-08:00Sardars-jokesget the most funny and hilarious jokes you can find on the net.here you can find the widest variety of all sardar's jokes,sardarni's jokes,little johnny jokes,bollywood jokes,hollywood jokes,political jokes,lalu jokes,college jokes,campus jokes,vtu jokes,pesit jokes,romantic jokes,bad jokes,adult jokes,naughty jokes,poor jokes(p.j)and each and every variety of jokes.pesithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07441702107937935503noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823435721283847804.post-87891410677887103072007-04-19T03:49:00.000-07:002007-04-19T03:55:45.600-07:00Sardar's funny jokes<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>1 A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.</strong></span> <br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?</span></strong> <br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".</span></strong> <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>4 Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>5 Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.</strong></span> <br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>6 Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.</strong></span> <br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>7 Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....</strong></span> <br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">8 Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..</span></strong> <br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>9 Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!</strong></span>pesithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07441702107937935503noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823435721283847804.post-28556701046289987432007-04-03T02:56:00.003-07:002007-04-18T02:53:21.927-07:00Little johny's jokes<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."</strong></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong> L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!</strong></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"? </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">TEACHER: No, that's wrong </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!! </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>TEACHER: What are you talking about?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong> L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!</strong></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">GEORGE: Here it is! </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America? </span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">JOHNY: George!</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>L-JOHNY: Me! </strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#3366ff;"><strong>TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?</strong></span><br /></span><span style="color:#3366ff;"><strong> L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are. </strong></span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;"><strong></strong></span><p> </p><p><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."</span> </p><p> </p><p><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>Father : No. Why do you ask that? </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#3366ff;"></span></strong> </p><strong><span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><p><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! </strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;">Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.</span></strong><span style="color:#3366ff;"><br /></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong>Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#3366ff;"><strong> L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!</strong></span></p>pesithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07441702107937935503noreply@blogger.com0